The Quote Hanger

• Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones at others.
• One man plus courage is a majority.
• My son got a communications degree, but we never can get in touch with him.
• I was wondering where the sun went at night, then it dawned on me.
• Verbing weirds language when people go around nouning things like invitations to an argument.
• Peace, that brief moment in history where everyone stands around reloading.
• If you had all the wild thoughts Einstein had, you'd look like that, too!
• I find it amusing that those who walk around with a chain attached to their wallet usually don’t have any money.
• We just got married and need help resolving this major issue: Does the toilet paper drape over the front or the back of the roll?
• Somebody opened the window, and in flew enza!
• Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
• Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
• Rumor has it that trusted sources from Joe's coffee shop say that Sam might possibly be interested in thinking about considering reviewing the possibility of actually looking into purchasing a piece of pie.
• Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a sniper rifle.
• Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
• My son got a communications degree, but we never can get in touch with him.
• I was wondering where the sun went at night, then it dawned on me.
• Verbing weirds language when people go around nouning things like invitations to an argument.
• Peace, that brief moment in history where everyone stands around reloading.
• If you had all the wild thoughts Einstein had, you'd look like that, too!